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Mia familio estas tre tradicia. Unu jaro, mia onklo pendigis sin je kristnasko, kaj mia familio rifuzis preni lin desupre ĝis la sesa januaro!
Translation: My family is very traditional. One year, my uncle hanged himself at Christmas, and my family refused to take him down until the sixth of January!